1. The Man, the Bar, and the “Final Drink”

There was a man sitting alone at a bar, just staring quietly at his glass. He didn’t touch it for a full thirty minutes—just sat there, completely lost in thought.

Then, out of nowhere, a burly truck driver barges in, strolls up next to him, grabs the glass, and downs the entire drink in one gulp.

The man immediately bursts into tears.

The truck driver, suddenly feeling a little guilty, says,
“Hey buddy, I was only messing around. I’ll get you another one. I didn’t mean to make you cry.”

Through sniffles, the man responds,
“It’s not about the drink. This day has been a disaster from start to finish. I overslept this morning and got fired from my job. Then when I went to the parking lot, I found out my car had been stolen. I called the cops, and they said there was nothing they could do.

I got into a cab to go home, but when I arrived, I realized I left my wallet behind. The driver took off with it. Then I walked into my house… and found my wife in bed with the gardener.

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I was devastated. I came here, sat down, and ordered a drink with poison in it, ready to end it all. And just when I was about to finally do it… you came along and drank it!”

2. In My Next Life, Let Me Be a Bear

Right now, I’m living life as a woman. But if I had the chance to come back in another life, I’d 100% choose to be a bear.

Think about it—when you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. That means sleeping for six months straight. No cooking, no cleaning, just uninterrupted sleep. Sounds like heaven.

And before that long nap? You’re expected to eat like crazy and gain weight. Nobody judges you. In fact, it’s encouraged! I could totally handle that.

As a female bear, you even give birth while you’re still sleeping. And when you wake up, your babies are already a little older, fluffy, and adorable. No sleepless nights with newborns. Sign me up!

On top of all that, mama bears don’t take nonsense from anyone. If someone threatens your cubs, you swat them. If your own cubs act out? You swat them too. That kind of direct parenting? I’d be great at it.

And best of all, if you’re a she-bear, you can wake up cranky, have messy fur, and carry some extra weight—and no one complains. Your partner just nods and says, “Yep, that’s my bear.”

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