1. The Thermos Dilemma

A blonde walks into a department store and notices a gleaming item on one of the shelves.
Curious, she points at it and asks the clerk,
“Excuse me, what’s that shiny thing over there?”

The clerk responds,
“That’s a thermos.”

She looks puzzled.
“A thermos? What does it do?”

He smiles and says,
“It’s designed to keep hot things hot and cold things cold.”

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Her eyes light up.
“That sounds amazing! I definitely need one of those. I’ll take it!”

The next morning at work, she proudly shows off her brand-new thermos to her coworkers.
“Check this out!” she beams. “I just bought it yesterday. It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold!”

Impressed, her boss walks by and asks,
“Really? That’s cool. So, what did you pack in it today?”

With a big smile, she says,
“I put in some coffee and… a popsicle!”

2. Outsmarting the Salesman

An older couple walks back into a luxury car dealership, only to discover that the exact car they had their eye on is now gone.
To their surprise, it had just been sold — to a young, gorgeous blonde wearing a mini skirt and a tight top.

The elderly man, clearly annoyed, confronts the salesman.
“Hey, I thought you said you’d hold that car for us until we could raise the extra $55,000!”

“And now I hear you gave her the deal for $45,000?”
“Didn’t you insist there was no room to negotiate on that model?”

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The salesman takes a deep breath and nervously adjusts his collar.
“Sir… she had the full amount in cash, didn’t need financing, and—well, I mean, just look at her. How was I supposed to say no?”

Before the man can respond, the blonde casually walks up, tosses the keys to the couple, and says,
“Here you go, Dad. Told you I could get him to knock the price down. See you guys at home!”