A blonde signed up for her very first golf lesson, eager to give the sport a shot. When she showed up, the golf instructor smiled and handed her a club.

“Let’s see what you’ve got,” he said, pointing toward the ball.

She stepped up, gave it her best swing… and missed horribly.

The instructor nodded thoughtfully and said, “Not bad for a first try. Your form’s okay, but you’re holding the club way too tight. Try to grip it more gently — the way you might hold your husband’s… ahem, private equipment.”

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She nodded, adjusted her grip, and this time — whack — the ball soared straight down the fairway for nearly 275 yards.

Stunned, the instructor beamed. “Amazing shot! Now let’s do it again… but maybe try swinging with the club in your hands this time.”

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