One afternoon, a farmer decided he needed a break from farm life and headed into town to catch a movie. As he waited in line to buy his ticket, the clerk behind the booth glanced up and frowned.

“Uh, sir,” the clerk said cautiously, “what’s that perched on your shoulder?”

“Oh, this little guy?” the farmer grinned, patting the bird. “That’s Clucky, my pet rooster. He goes everywhere with me.”

The ticket clerk shook his head firmly. “I’m sorry, but we don’t allow animals inside the theater.”

Now, this farmer wasn’t about to let a rule ruin his plans. Thinking quickly, he slipped around the corner, unbuttoned his overalls, and gently tucked Clucky inside, zipping up just enough to keep things discreet.

Back at the ticket booth, he purchased his ticket like nothing happened and found his seat in the theater. Coincidentally, he ended up next to two elderly ladies, Edna and Myrtle, who were already chatting about the previews.

As the movie began, Clucky started getting squirmy in the farmer’s overalls. Wanting to give his feathered friend a view of the screen, the farmer quietly unzipped his fly so Clucky could poke his head out.

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About ten minutes in, Edna leaned toward Myrtle and whispered, “I think something strange is going on with the man next to me.”

“What do you mean?” Myrtle asked, raising an eyebrow.

Edna lowered her voice. “I swear he unzipped his pants… and now something’s sticking out.”

Myrtle gave a little shrug. “Oh Edna, we’re old. We’ve seen everything. Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ’em all.”

“Well,” Edna replied with wide eyes, “that may be true… but this one just stole a piece of my popcorn!”

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