A blind man strolled into a small, welcoming restaurant and took a seat at a corner table.
The owner, who also doubled as the waiter, brought him a menu.

“Sir, I should mention—I’m blind. I can’t read that. Just grab me a used fork from one of your customers. I’ll smell it and decide what I want.”

The owner froze for a second, completely baffled, but decided to humor him. He went to the dish bin, picked up a fork that had clearly been used, and handed it over.

The blind man held the fork under his nose, sniffed carefully, and smiled.
“Perfect. I’ll have the meatloaf with mashed potatoes.”

The owner nearly dropped the fork. How could he possibly know that? But he shrugged, went to the kitchen, told his wife—who was also the cook—what had just happened, and shook his head in disbelief.

The blind man enjoyed his food and left.

A few days later, he came back. Once again, the owner handed him a menu out of habit.

“Sir, remember me? The blind guy. Just give me a fork like last time.”

“Oh, right, sorry!” The owner quickly grabbed another dirty fork and handed it over.

The blind man inhaled, then nodded.
“Mmm… macaroni and cheese with broccoli. That’s what I’ll have.”

The owner’s jaw dropped even lower this time. He hurried back to the kitchen.
“Mary,” he whispered, “this guy can’t be real. Next time, I’m going to test him.”

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The following week, the blind man returned once more. Before he could even sit down, the owner dashed into the kitchen.

“Mary, quick—take this fork and rub it on your underwear. Let’s see if he’s really that good.”

Mary gave him a look, then smirked and went along with the prank.

Grinning like a kid with a secret, the owner brought the fork straight to the blind man.
“Welcome back, sir! Here’s your fork, ready to go.”

The blind man lifted it to his nose, inhaled deeply… then grinned from ear to ear.
“Well, well, well,” he chuckled. “I didn’t realize Mary was on staff here.”

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