One quiet afternoon, a farmer walked into the local bar and spotted Tom, the town’s tractor dealer, slumped over the counter with a half-empty glass and a heavy sigh.

“Hey Tom,” the farmer said, taking a seat beside him. “You look like someone just drove over your prize pig. What’s eating you?”

Tom groaned. “I’m in trouble, Joe. Business is dry. If I don’t move a tractor soon, I’ll have to close my shop.”

Joe gave him a reassuring pat on the back. “Cheer up. Trust me—things could always be worse.”

Tom raised an eyebrow. “Worse? How in the world could it be worse?”

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Joe leaned in, lowered his voice, and began:

“This morning, I went out to milk old Daisy—you know, that cranky cow I’ve had since forever. As soon as I sat down, she whipped her tail right in my face.

So I grabbed a piece of rope and tied her tail up to a beam.

Then—bam!—she kicked over the bucket of milk.

Frustrated, I tied one of her back legs to the side of the stall.

Then she knocked over my stool with the other leg!

I was out of rope by then, so I did what I had to do—I took off my belt and used it to tie her last leg to the opposite wall.

But the moment I bent down to start milking again…

…my pants dropped to the floor.

Now, Tom,” Joe paused for effect, “if you can convince my wife that all I was doing in that barn was trying to get some milk…”

He smirked and added, “I’ll buy every tractor you’ve got.”

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