A man and a woman found themselves in quite a mess after a serious car crash. Both vehicles were completely wrecked — twisted metal, shattered glass, the works.

Miraculously, neither of them had a scratch.

As they stepped out of their crumpled cars, the woman looked around and said, “Well, would you look at that — you’re a man, and I’m a woman.”

She paused, still in awe. “Just look at these cars. Total disasters. And yet, here we are, both standing. Not even a bruise. Maybe this is fate. Maybe we were meant to meet this way — to become friends, maybe more, and live in peace from now on.”

The man nodded thoughtfully. “You know what? I think you might be right.”

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The woman’s eyes lit up as she spotted something nearby. “And just look at this! Another sign — my car is totaled, but somehow this bottle of wine in the backseat made it out unharmed. That has to mean something.”

She picked up the bottle, smiled, and said, “Looks like the universe wants us to share a toast — to survival, to new beginnings!”

The man gladly accepted. He uncorked the bottle, took a long sip, and handed it back to her.

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But instead of taking a drink, the woman calmly recorked the bottle and returned it to him.

He looked puzzled. “Wait, you’re not having any?”

With a sly grin, she said, “Oh, I think I’ll wait… until the officers arrive.”