A Freshlywed Surprise

A young couple had just tied the knot and, like many newlyweds, they spent their first night as husband and wife enjoying each other’s company… repeatedly… well into the early morning.

The next day, the husband jumped into the shower while his wife lounged in bed, basking in post-wedding bliss. After rinsing off, he realized he hadn’t brought a towel.

“Hey, babe!” he shouted from the bathroom, “Mind bringing me a towel?”

She got up, grabbed one, and walked over to the door. When he cracked it open to take the towel, there he was—soaking wet and standing in his birthday suit.

Video: BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! A young couple got married and the wife couldn’t cook.

She looked him over, her gaze moving slowly downward, then back up… then stopping mid-chest with a puzzled expression.

Pointing curiously, she asked, “Wait… what’s that?”

Caught off guard, he blushed and replied, “That’s what we spent all night enjoying.”

She tilted her head, thought for a moment, and said in the most innocent tone:

“Oh… that’s all that’s left?”

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