A Funeral to Remember… and a Diamond to Prove It

When Sam passed away, he left behind one specific instruction in his will:
“Set aside $50,000 for my funeral—I want it to be unforgettable.”

Well, Rose, his devoted wife, made sure to honor his wishes.

The ceremony was lovely. Friends and family gathered, tears were shed, heartfelt stories were shared, and everything looked as elegant as a Hollywood film. After the last of the mourners had gone home, Rose’s best friend Sadie stayed behind to offer some comfort.

“I think Sam would’ve been proud of today,” Rose said, dabbing her eyes gently.

Sadie leaned in, lowering her voice as she glanced around.

“It really was beautiful, Rosie. But… I’ve got to ask,” she whispered, “Did you really spend all fifty grand?”

Rose took a long sip from her glass and nodded. “Every penny.”

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Sadie blinked in disbelief. “Seriously? Fifty thousand? I mean, the flowers were nice and all—but wow!”

Rose calmly began listing the expenses.

“Well, the service itself cost $6,500. I gave $500 to the church for the priest. The catering ran about $500 more.”

Sadie did a quick mental calculation, raising an eyebrow.
“That still leaves over $42,000… What on earth did you spend the rest on?”

Rose smiled slyly and held up her left hand, letting the sunlight catch a dazzling new ring on her finger.

“The headstone,” she said with a grin. “It’s seven and a half carats.”

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