A Heartbroken Soldier Sends a Genius Reply

While deployed overseas, a young soldier named Harry received a surprising letter from his girlfriend back home. The message hit him hard. It read:

“Dear Harry,
I’m sorry, but I just can’t do this anymore. The distance is too much, and I need to be honest—I’ve been unfaithful twice since you left.
It’s not fair to keep pretending.
Please send back the photo I gave you.
Take care,
—Kim”

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Feeling crushed, Harry sat quietly for a moment… then came up with a brilliant idea. He went around to all the guys in his unit and asked if anyone had extra photos of their girlfriends, sisters, or any female friends they wouldn’t mind parting with.

By the time he was done, Harry had gathered a hefty stack of pictures—over 40 smiling faces in total.

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He slipped them all into an envelope, added the original photo of Kim, and included a handwritten note:

“Dear Kim,
I’m really sorry, but I honestly can’t remember which one you are.
Please take your picture from the bunch and kindly return the rest.
All the best,
—Harry”

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