A Lesson in Humility—From the Hardware Store

Ray was quietly enjoying his drink at the neighborhood pub when the door swung open and a huge, muscular man walked in with a scowl on his face. Without saying a word, the stranger marched right up to Ray and delivered a slap so powerful, it knocked him clean off his barstool.

With a smug grin, the man puffed out his chest and declared, “That’s a karate strike, straight from Korea!”

Ray, trying to stay calm, picked himself up, brushed off the dust, and sat back down. He took a long sip of his beer and acted like nothing happened.

Moments later, the same man struck again—this time hitting Ray so hard he flew into the wall across the room.

Laughing, the man called out, “That one? That’s kung-fu from China!”

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Ray didn’t say a word. He stood up slowly, straightened his shirt, and quietly walked out the door.

An hour passed.

When Ray returned, the big man was still sitting at the bar, laughing and telling stories. Ray approached him from behind—and with one swift motion, he whacked the guy on the side of the head. The man slumped over the counter, completely unconscious.

Ray looked over at the bartender and said calmly, “When he wakes up, let him know that was a shovel from the hardware store over on 5th Street.”

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