An Irishman, already married, stepped into the confessional booth and quietly spoke to the priest:

“Father, I need to confess… I came really close to cheating on my wife.”

The priest raised an eyebrow. “Close? What exactly do you mean by that?”

The man continued, “We took our clothes off and got a little too cozy, rubbed up against each other… but I pulled back before anything actually happened.”

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The priest shook his head sternly. “Son, when you rub like that, you may as well have finished the job. That counts. You must never see that woman again. Now go and say five Hail Marys—and drop $50 in the donation box for the poor.”

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The Irishman nodded, whispered his prayers, and walked toward the poor box. He paused in front of it, looked around, then slowly turned to leave.

The priest, who had been watching closely, rushed over and said, “Hold on! I saw you! You didn’t put the money in!”

The man smirked and replied, “I didn’t, Father—but I rubbed the $50 bill on the box… and by your logic, that’s the same as putting it in, isn’t it?”