After a long, exhausting day, a young woman boarded her usual commuter train and sank into her seat, hoping for a peaceful ride. She closed her eyes, letting the rhythm of the train relax her.

Just as the train pulled away from the station, the man beside her whipped out his phone and began a loud conversation that echoed through the whole car.

“Hey babe, it’s me, Tony. I’m on the train now.”

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“Yeah, I know it’s almost seven, not five—but the meeting dragged on forever.”

“No, no, I wasn’t with Lisa from HR! I was with the boss, I swear.”

“You know you’re the only woman for me, sugar.”

“Yes, I promise. Cross my heart.”

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This dramatic phone call went on for nearly fifteen minutes, with everyone nearby being forced to listen to every cringe-worthy detail. The woman next to him had clearly heard enough.

Without missing a beat, she leaned toward the phone and said sweetly, “Tony, honey, hang up now and come back to bed.”

Let’s just say the train got a whole lot quieter after that. Tony spent the next few days recovering from embarrassment—and hasn’t made a public call since.