A man and a blonde step into the elevator together.

He glances over and says, “So, where you headed?”

She replies, “Down to donate some blood.”

“Oh yeah? How much do they pay you for that?”

“Twenty bucks,” she answers casually.

The man nods. “Not bad. I’m on my way up to the sperm bank—they pay me a hundred.”

Video: Funny joke :A man and a woman meet in an elevator

She shoots him a dirty look and storms out at the next floor.

The very next day, they find themselves in the same elevator again.

He smiles and says, “Hey, we meet again! Where to this time?”

She looks at him, cheeks puffed and mouth full, and mumbles, “Mmmp bank.”

Video: Dirty Joke | She is Going To The Sperm Bank With Her Mouth Full… 😂

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