A man arrives in the afterlife and finds himself face-to-face with the Devil.
“Welcome,” the Devil grins. “Now, you’ll need to choose your eternal punishment. Take your time—but remember, once you choose, there’s no going back.”

The man begins walking through countless rooms, each one more terrifying than the last. Fire, chains, screaming—none of it seemed bearable.
Then, he enters one room and freezes. Inside, a guy is lounging on a comfy sofa, watching a football game, while a stunning cheerleader is… keeping him entertained.
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The man’s eyes go wide. “This is it! This is the one I want!”
“You sure?” the Devil asks with a raised eyebrow.
“Absolutely!” the man says eagerly.
The Devil nods, walks over to the cheerleader, and says, “You’re done. I’ve found your replacement.”
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