A man strolls into a bar and says to the bartender,

“See that glass way over there at the end of the counter? I’ll bet you a hundred bucks I can take a leak into it from right here.”

The bartender chuckles, “You’re on!”

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The man steps back, unzips, and lets it fly… but he completely misses the mark.

He ends up spraying the bar, the floor, and even manages to soak the bartender.

The bartender bursts into laughter, “Hah! You owe me $100!”

Without saying anything, the man walks over to a guy playing pool, says something quietly, and the two exchange a handshake and some cash.

Then he calmly walks back and hands the bartender a crisp $100 bill.

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Puzzled, the bartender asks, “What was that about?”

With a sly grin, the man replies,

“Oh, I just bet him $1,000 that I could xxx all over your bar, hit you in the process — and you’d still be laughing when it was done.”