An old cowboy strolls into a saloon—completely naked, except for a pair of dusty boots.

One of the regulars squints, sets down his drink, and says,
“Uh… Slim, where’s the rest of your outfit?”

The cowboy tips his hat and replies,
“Well, it’s like this. I was out at the barn feedin’ the horses when this gorgeous blonde pulls up in a convertible.”

“She looks me right in the eye and says, ‘I’ve got something special to show you in the barn.’ So, naturally, I follow her in.”

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“Once we’re inside, she turns to me and says, ‘Take off your clothes.’ So I strip down.”

“Then she undresses too and asks, ‘Do you like what you see?’”

“Boys, I ain’t gonna lie—she had a figure that could stop a clock. I said, ‘Yes ma’am, I surely do.’”

“Then she lies back on a blanket, gives me a look, and says, ‘Well, go to town, Cowboy!’”

“So… I grabbed my boots—and here I am.”

Video: A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink… Funny Joke from the Old Wild West