A notorious mob boss finds out that his accountant, Guido, has swiped $10 million from him.

A notorious mob boss finds out that his accountant, Guido, has swiped $10 million from him.

Now, Guido happens to be deaf and mute — which is exactly why he was hired. Everyone figured he’d never be able to testify if things ever went south.

When the boss decides to confront him, he brings along his attorney — a guy who happens to be fluent in sign language.

The mob boss tells the lawyer,
“Ask him where the money is!”

The lawyer signs to Guido:
“Where’s the money?”

Guido signs back:
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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The lawyer turns and says:
“He says he doesn’t know anything.”

The mob boss pulls out a pistol, jams it against Guido’s head, and growls:
“Ask him one more time — or I’ll blow his xxx brains out!”

Panic hits Guido, and he signs like crazy:
“Okay, okay! The money’s in a brown suitcase buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house!”

The mob boss turns to the lawyer and asks:
“So? What’d he say?”

The lawyer shrugs and calmly replies:
“He said you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.” 😄

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