1. A Desperate Soldier and a Surprising Nun

A young soldier, panting and frantic, sprinted up to a nun standing near a church garden. Without much of a greeting, he begged, “Sister, please—can I hide under your skirt for a minute? I promise I’ll explain later.”

The nun, startled but calm, nodded. “Quickly, child. Hide.”

Just seconds later, two stern-looking Military Police came rushing by and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier around here?”

Keeping her composure, she pointed down the road and said, “Yes, officers. He ran off in that direction.”

They bolted away without another word.

A few moments later, the soldier crept out from under her skirt, grateful and relieved. “Sister, I don’t even know how to thank you. I’m trying to dodge deployment to S*ria.”

The nun gave him a kind smile. “Don’t worry. I understand.”

The soldier chuckled awkwardly and added, “If I may say so, you’ve got an amazing pair of legs.”

The nun winked and replied, “Had you looked up just a bit more, you’d have noticed a rather impressive pair of… extras. I’m dodging S*ria too.”

Video : A soldier ran up to a nun 

2. Moishe the Clever Carpenter

Moishe, a carpenter known for both his skills and his sharp wit, was strolling home one evening with his week’s earnings tucked safely in his pocket. Suddenly, a masked man jumped out from behind a fence, waving a pistol.

“Give me your money!” the robber growled.

“Fine, fine,” Moishe said, handing it over, “but can you do me a favor first?”

The robber squinted. “What?”

“Fire a bullet through my hat,” Moishe said, tossing it into the air. “Otherwise, my wife will never believe I was mugged!”

The robber shrugged and fired, blowing a hole through the flying hat.

“Actually,” Moishe continued, “better make it look like I got jumped by a whole gang. Could you put a few holes in my coat, too?”

The bandit chuckled and fired multiple shots into Moishe’s jacket.

Just as he lowered his gun, Moishe folded his arms and smirked. “Thanks. That’s exactly what I needed.”

The thief blinked. “Wait… what now?”

“Oh, you’re out of bullets?” Moishe asked, raising an eyebrow. “Great. That’s all I needed to know.”

“Now, give me back my money—and toss in something for the damaged hat and coat—or I’ll turn you into sawdust!”

The robber dropped the cash and bolted, realizing too late who had really been robbed.

Video : How a Clever Carpenter Outsmarted a Robber! 💰🧠