1. A pregnant woman went to her doctor for a check-up.

A pregnant woman went to her doctor for a check-up.

When the doctor asked why she came in, she said,

“Well, every time I take my clothes off… my melons get hard!”

The doctor, a little shocked, took a deep breath and asked,

“You mean… your melons get hard?”

“Yes,” she answered innocently.

“Okay… please take your clothes off so I can examine you,” the doctor said, still trying to stay professional.

She undressed, and the doctor carefully checked, touched, and examined for quite a while, trying to find the problem.

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Finally, after a long and thorough examination, the doctor shook his head and said,

“Miss, I have no idea what you have… but whatever it is, it’s definitely contagious!”

2. Married life after 50

Married life after 50 ????????

During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:

“I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t allot you and your wife adjacent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam’s is 42H.”

Husband: “Oh, thanks. Do I have to pay anything extra to you for this favour ?????”

Staff: “No sir, madam has already paid.”????

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