A Visit to the Benefits Office

An older gentleman decided it was finally time to apply for his retirement benefits, so he headed down to the local office.

After standing in line for what felt like forever, he finally reached the desk.

The clerk asked him for his ID to verify his age.

He patted his pockets, checked his coat, and then realized — he had left his wallet at home.

Looking a bit embarrassed, he said, “I’m really sorry. I forgot my wallet. Do I need to go back and get it?”

The woman behind the desk gave him a quick once-over and replied, “Unbutton your shirt.”

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A little confused, he did as she asked — and underneath, his chest was covered in thick silver hair.

“That’s good enough proof for me,” she smiled, and went ahead with the paperwork.

Later that day, he got home and told his wife all about what happened.

She rolled her eyes and said, “If you’d dropped your pants, they probably would’ve added disability to your file too!”

😂😂😂

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