A woman came to visit her husband who was serving time in a correctional facility. As she was getting ready to leave, she turned to one of the guards with a worried expression and said,
“Please, don’t push my husband so hard. Every time I see him, he looks absolutely worn out!”

The guard chuckled and replied,
“Ma’am, your husband isn’t being overworked. All he does is rest, eat, and stay in his cell.”
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The woman’s eyes widened in disbelief as she responded,
“That’s strange—he told me he’s been digging a tunnel every night for months!”
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