After a long night of heavy drinking, two guys stumbled into a local gentlemen’s club, barely able to stand.

The madam, noticing how out of it they were, leaned over to her assistant and whispered,

“Just give them the inflatable girls — they’re too wasted to know the difference.”

The next morning, as they staggered home, one of them said,

“Dude, I think the girl I was with last night was… dead.”

“Dead? What makes you say that?” the other asked.

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“She didn’t move at all. No sound, no reaction. She was cold as ice.”

The second guy blinked, then said,

“Well, I think mine was a ***witch.”

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“A ***witch?! Why on earth would you think that?”

He replied,

“Because when I bit her… she let out a fart and flew right out the window.”