1. A woman walks into a pharmacy one day

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist,

“I’d like a poison that’ll k*** my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”

The pharmacist says,

“Ma’am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you.”

The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him.

He looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist says,

“Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.”

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2. Overheard on a flight…

Overheard on a flight… 

A flight attendant watched as a frustrated passenger struggled to cram his oversized bags into the overhead bin.

After a minute of watching the chaos, she calmly said,
“Sir, I’m sorry, but you’ll have to check that bag—it’s just too big.”

The passenger snapped back,
“Well, when I fly with other airlines, I don’t have this problem!”

The flight attendant smiled sweetly and replied:
“That’s funny… when you fly other airlines, I don’t have this problem either.”

Mic. Dropped.

3. A man was reading the newspaper

One afternoon, a man was reading the newspaper when his wife suddenly came up behind him and smacked him on the head with a frying pan.

“Why in the world did you do that?!” he yelled.

“I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with the name ‘Suzy’ on it,” she replied.

He rubbed his head and said, “Honey, remember last week when I went to the races with some friends? Suzy was the name of the horse I was betting on.”

She fell silent.

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But three days later, as he was reading the newspaper again, his wife emerged from behind him and smacked him on the head again.

“Why again?!” he shouted.

She smiled and said, “Just wanted to let you know… your horse called.”