Affair, Italy, and a Dish Called Spaghetti

1. Affair, Italy, and a Dish Called Spaghetti

A wealthy man, who happened to be married, was secretly seeing a woman from Italy.

One evening, she gave him unexpected news—she was pregnant.

Worried that this could destroy both his home life and public image, he made her an offer:
He’d give her a generous amount of money if she moved back to Italy and kept the pregnancy a secret. On top of that, he promised to send monthly support until the child turned 18—as long as she stayed overseas and raised the baby quietly.

She agreed, but asked how he’d know when the baby was born. He suggested a code: when the baby arrived, she should send him a postcard with just one word—“Spaghetti”—written on the back. No questions, no details. Just that word. That would be his cue to start sending money.

Months passed. Then one day, the man returned home from work, and his wife greeted him with a confused look.

“Something strange came for you,” she said, holding out a postcard with an Italian stamp.

Trying not to panic, he casually said, “Ah, just give it to me—I’ll explain later.”

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But when he read the back, his face turned white… and he dropped to the floor in a faint.

The message simply read:
“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Please send more sauce.”


2. A Souvenir with a Surprise

A woman had to travel to Italy for a two-week work training course. Before she left, her husband drove her to the airport.

As he helped with her bags, he joked,
“Hey, while you’re in Italy, bring me back a little Italian cutie, will you?”

She just smiled and waved goodbye.

Two weeks later, she returned, and he greeted her excitedly at the airport.
“So, how was your trip?” he asked.

“Great,” she said. “Lots of learning, and the food was amazing.”

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He chuckled and asked, “And what about my souvenir? You know… the Italian girl I requested?”

She leaned in with a sweet smile.
“Well, I did what I could… now we just have to wait nine months to find out if it’s a girl!”

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