One evening in a Texas saloon, a woman noticed a cowboy lounging with his feet resting casually on a table. She couldn’t help but stare—his boots were absolutely massive.

Curious and a bit cheeky, she walked over and asked, “Hey there, is it really true what they say about guys with big feet?”

The cowboy tipped his hat with a grin and replied, “Well, ma’am, it sure is. If you’re up for it, I’d be happy to show you back at my place.”

Intrigued and eager to test the legend, the lady agreed and ended up spending the night with him.

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The next morning, as the cowboy got up, she handed him $200.

Caught off guard and a bit red in the face, he said, “Gosh, miss… I don’t rightly know what to say. No one’s ever paid me before!”

She gave him a sly smile and said, “Don’t get excited. That’s just so you can buy yourself a pair of boots that actually fit.”

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