Three blonde women showed up for an interview with the Texas Highway Patrol, all hoping to snag the final open position.

The officer in charge gave them a good once-over and said,
“So, you all want to join the force, huh?”

All three nodded with enthusiasm.

The officer walked over to a file cabinet, grabbed a folder, and returned to his desk. From it, he took out a photograph and explained,
“To be part of law enforcement, you need sharp observation skills. Detectives must pick up on subtle details—like scars, odd features, or anything unusual.”

He then flashed the photo at the first blonde for two seconds before pulling it back.
“Now, tell me, what stood out to you about the man in that picture?”

She thought for a moment and confidently replied,
“He only had one eye!”

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The officer sighed in frustration.
“Seriously? The picture was taken from the side—it’s a profile shot! Of course you could only see one eye. You’re dismissed.”

Embarrassed, the first blonde quietly left the room.

He turned to the second candidate and repeated the process—showed the photo for two seconds and asked,
“Did you catch anything unusual?”

She nodded eagerly,
“Yes, he only had one ear!”

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The officer rubbed his forehead, clearly exasperated.
“It’s a profile picture! Naturally, just one ear is visible! You can go too.”

The second blonde awkwardly exited, leaving only one more.

Now clearly out of patience, the officer addressed the third woman.
“Let’s try this one last time.”
He showed the photo, waited two seconds, and asked,
“Notice anything worth mentioning?”

The third blonde paused thoughtfully before answering,
“Yes. He’s wearing contact lenses.”

The officer blinked. He stared at the image, then started flipping through the man’s records.
“That’s… correct,” he muttered in disbelief.
“He does wear contacts. But how on earth did you figure that out just by looking at a picture?”

The blonde smiled and shrugged,
“Easy. With only one eye and one ear visible, how else could he possibly keep glasses on?”