Joke 1: An old lady goes to the doctor
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.”
The doctor says “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says,
“I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas … although still silent, it stinks terribly.”
“Good”, the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your nose, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”
VIDEO: Funny Joke: An old lady goes to the Doctor about her gas problem
Joke 2: Blonde walks into a doctors office
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:
“Doctor, what’s the problem with me?
When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts …
When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts …
When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts …
When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!”
The Doctor replies: “Your finger is broken.”
VIDEO: Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts…
Joke 3: A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde,
so she decided to hang herself.
A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.
“What are you doing?” they ask her.
So she replies, “Hanging myself.”
The men are confused and asked, “If you are hanging yourself, you put the rope around your neck.”
The blond says, “Duh…I tried that, I couldn’t breath.”
VIDEO: Try not to laugh! the blonde is tired of people making fun of her 😬 funny joke 😃 #mustwatch