Bob had a reputation for taking his evening “fun” a bit too far, and one night was no different. After one too many drinks, he staggered into the house, tiptoed into bed, and dozed off beside his unsuspecting wife.

But that night didn’t end like any other.

As the morning light crept in, Bob opened his eyes—not to his bedroom ceiling—but to the glowing gates of the afterlife.

“Wait… what?” he mumbled in confusion.

A kindly voice called out, and Bob turned to see St. Peter, clipboard in hand, offering a gentle nod.

“Bob, I’m sorry to tell you this, but you passed peacefully in your sleep last night.”

Bob’s mouth hung open.

“No way! I’m not done living! There’s so much I haven’t screwed up yet!”

St. Peter thought for a moment and replied, “Well… there’s one loophole. We can send you back—but only as a chicken.”

Faced with an unusual ultimatum, Bob agreed without thinking it through.

The next thing he knew, feathers sprouted where his arms had been, and he was standing in a sunny barnyard, clucking against his will.

Before he could make sense of it, a cocky rooster strutted up beside him.

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“Hey there, new girl. First day on the farm?” the rooster teased.

Bob blinked. “Yeah, I guess. But I’ve got this… pressure building up. Like I’m going to explode or something.”

The rooster burst out laughing. “Buddy, that’s your egg trying to come out. First-timer, huh?”

Bob’s eyes went wide. “I’ve never laid an egg in my life!”

The rooster smirked. “Well, relax and let nature do its thing.”

Bob focused, took a deep breath, and… pop! An egg appeared beneath him. He stared in shock, then awe. Another one came, then a third started making its way—until suddenly, WHACK!

A sharp smack to the back of the head brought Bob back to reality.

“BOB! WAKE UP!” his wife yelled.

“You’re drunk again… and pooping in the bed!”

Let’s just say—Bob’s dreams won’t be the same again.

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