Breakfast and a Surprise

It was a quiet morning like any other. I stumbled out of bed, half-asleep, still rubbing the sleep from my eyes as I made my way to the kitchen, lured by the smell of breakfast. There she was—my wife—standing at the stove, preparing our usual morning meal: soft-boiled eggs with toast, the kind of routine we never really thought about anymore. She was wearing nothing but that oversized T-shirt she always slept in, the one that barely reached her thighs.

Before I could mumble a sleepy “good morning,” she turned around, looked me straight in the eyes with a strange urgency, and said in a low, serious voice,
“You need to make love to me. Right now.”

At first, I thought I was still dreaming. My brain hadn’t fully caught up with the situation. But her tone was unmistakably real, and something about her expression told me she meant every word. My heart skipped a beat.

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Was this some sort of romantic surprise? A spontaneous expression of desire? I wasn’t sure, but I wasn’t about to question my luck. Before I could talk myself out of it, I pulled her close, and right there—on the kitchen table—we got lost in the heat of the moment.

Afterwards, I was lying there, breathless, completely satisfied, feeling like I had just won the relationship lottery. She stood up, gave me a quick kiss on the forehead, and without saying much, walked back to the stove as if nothing unusual had just happened. Her T-shirt was still bunched up around her shoulders.

Trying to make sense of it, I asked,
“Okay… not that I’m complaining, but… what just happened? Why the sudden urgency?”

Without turning around, she casually said,
“Oh, the egg timer broke. I needed to count exactly three minutes somehow.”

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