1. A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at…

A doctor at a mental hospital thought it’d be fun to take his patients out to a baseball game. For weeks before the outing, he trained them…

Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no…

So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…

One day, Mrs. Jones went to talk to the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem. My husband keeps falling asleep during…

Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes. One of the nuns gets an…

One quiet afternoon, a farmer walked into the local bar and spotted Tom, the town’s tractor dealer, slumped over the counter with a half-empty glass and a…

Now that the kids are old enough to understand everything, the wife came up with a clever idea. “Honey,” she whispered one night, “from now on, whenever…

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines….

A poor man told his wife, “I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.” So, he took off to Africa. A…

1. An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says “Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn‘t any in the house.“…

1. A pregnant woman went to her doctor for a check-up. A pregnant woman went to her doctor for a check-up. When the doctor asked why she…

1. The Mysterious Aisle Seat Mr. Johnson was eager to settle into his aisle seat on a flight bound for New York. But when he reached his…

1. A Little Twist at 30,000 Feet On a bustling flight soaring high above the clouds, a charming young boy named Johnny found himself seated next to…

1. A woman walks into a pharmacy one day A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll…

1. A priest offered a Nun a lift A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal…

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband…

1. On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The…

1. A husband exclaims to his wife one day… A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the…