Jokes

A doctor at a mental hospital thought it’d be fun to take his patients out to a baseball game. For weeks before the outing, he […]

Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a […]

So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, […]

One day, Mrs. Jones went to talk to the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem. My husband keeps falling […]

Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes. One of the nuns […]

One quiet afternoon, a farmer walked into the local bar and spotted Tom, the town’s tractor dealer, slumped over the counter with a half-empty glass […]

Now that the kids are old enough to understand everything, the wife came up with a clever idea. “Honey,” she whispered one night, “from now […]

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and […]

A poor man told his wife, “I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.” So, he took off to […]

1. An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says “Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn‘t any in […]

1. A pregnant woman went to her doctor for a check-up. A pregnant woman went to her doctor for a check-up. When the doctor asked […]

1. The Mysterious Aisle Seat Mr. Johnson was eager to settle into his aisle seat on a flight bound for New York. But when he […]

1. A Little Twist at 30,000 Feet On a bustling flight soaring high above the clouds, a charming young boy named Johnny found himself seated […]

1. A woman walks into a pharmacy one day A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a […]

1. A priest offered a Nun a lift A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown […]

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when […]

1. On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful […]

1. A husband exclaims to his wife one day… A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger […]

1. A married couple is sleeping A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, […]

1. As a couple gets into bed As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over […]