Fresh for the Doc… and Then Some!
1. As a couple gets into bed As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says:…
Jokes about blonde girls
1. A blonde is swimming in a river. A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in…
Two Nuns, One Alley, and a Divine Punchline: 40 Hilarious Stories That Prove Humor and Holiness Go Hand in Hand
Life in religious circles might be guided by faith, but that doesn’t mean it’s without laughs. Whether it’s a nun with a sharp wit, a priest fumbling…
The nurse asked Bob to remove his…
The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” he asks shyly….
A Shower Surprise with a Valuable Lesson
Life doesn’t always send its lessons through textbooks or seminars. Sometimes, it knocks—literally—when you least expect it. For one woman, that knock came right after a shower….
JOKE: Man Comes Home Early
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating…
A woman takes a lover home during the day
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in…
The Little Girl Asks Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorce
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date… “Mommy?” the little girl asked, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are…
A man buys a lie detector robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today…
A young couple move into a new neighborhood
A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the washing outside….
A woman awakes during the night
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…
My wife is up there watching me
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his…
A man and woman were on their first date
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.” The man looked away…
A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas
A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and they both had a lot to…
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful,…
A man in his mid forties bought BMW
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze…
A judge was interviewing a woman
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little…
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single
Let’s be real—dating in your 30s isn’t a walk in the park. Especially not for Thomas, a 32-year-old bachelor who just can’t seem to catch a break….
Blonde figured out the key to living forever
What happens when a blonde meets Death face-to-face? You’d expect a dramatic, spine-chilling encounter straight out of a horror movie, right? Not this time. Instead, you get…
This Woman Asks Her Husband Why He Is Acting Crazy
Ever had one of those mornings where a simple task turns into a full-blown comedy scene? Picture this: a wife, standing peacefully in her kitchen, frying up…