Jokes

1. A blonde is swimming in a river. A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you […]

Life in religious circles might be guided by faith, but that doesn’t mean it’s without laughs. Whether it’s a nun with a sharp wit, a […]

The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” he […]

Life doesn’t always send its lessons through textbooks or seminars. Sometimes, it knocks—literally—when you least expect it. For one woman, that knock came right after […]

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the […]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and […]

A mother was driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date… “Mommy?” the little girl asked, “How old are you?” “Honey, […]

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were […]

A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the […]

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. […]

A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.” The man […]

A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and they both had a […]

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather […]

A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, […]

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a […]

Let’s be real—dating in your 30s isn’t a walk in the park. Especially not for Thomas, a 32-year-old bachelor who just can’t seem to catch […]

What happens when a blonde meets Death face-to-face? You’d expect a dramatic, spine-chilling encounter straight out of a horror movie, right? Not this time. Instead, […]

Ever had one of those mornings where a simple task turns into a full-blown comedy scene? Picture this: a wife, standing peacefully in her kitchen, […]

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 […]