Raise a Glass for the Dancer!
One hot afternoon in London, a rather hefty woman strolled into a bustling pub, dressed in a sleeveless sundress that left little to the imagination. She marched…
A Freshlywed Surprise
A young couple had just tied the knot and, like many newlyweds, they spent their first night as husband and wife enjoying each other’s company… repeatedly… well…
The Final Room
One night, a weary Marine arrived in a small town after a long journey, only to discover that every hotel he tried was completely booked. Exhausted, he…
A Heartbroken Soldier Sends a Genius Reply
While deployed overseas, a young soldier named Harry received a surprising letter from his girlfriend back home. The message hit him hard. It read: “Dear Harry,I’m sorry,…
Paddy and the Midnight Surprise
Late one evening, Paddy was strolling home when a shadowy figure called out from a dim alley. “Twenty quid for a bit of fun,” she whispered. Curious…
Joke: Captain Norman’s Last Voyage
Captain Norman, a retired old seafarer, decides to relive the glory days by donning his vintage naval uniform and taking a stroll down by the harbor. Feeling…
A redneck gets married
Joke 1: The Country Groom’s One Dealbreaker A young country guy had just tied the knot and was looking forward to his wedding night with stars in…
Joke: Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?
In a lively sixth-grade science class, Ms. Carter stood at the front of the room and posed a curious question to her students. “Can anyone tell me…
An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on the porch swing
On a quiet Sunday evening, Bert and Edna, a couple who had spent over five decades together, sat side by side on their porch swing. The sun…
An Old Man Applies for a Job
An old gentleman walked into a company looking for work. The supervisor looked him over and said, “We require all new hires to pass a basic math…
A Country Couple’s Clever Signal Goes a Bit Too Far
There was this young couple living on a rural farm—let’s call them Hank and Rosie—who had just tied the knot. They were crazy in love and couldn’t…
A man arrives in the afterlife and finds himself face-to-face with the Devil.
A man arrives in the afterlife and finds himself face-to-face with the Devil. “Welcome,” the Devil grins. “Now, you’ll need to choose your eternal punishment. Take your…
Little Johnny and the salesman
A doorbell rings, and little Johnny opens the door to find a salesman standing there. Salesman: “Hey there, buddy. Is your dad around?” Johnny: “He’s busy in…
On a train journey, three men found themselves sharing a cabin with a stunning young woman.
As the train rolled along, the woman smiled and said playfully, “Tell you what—if each of you gives me a dollar, I’ll give you a peek at…
Affair, Italy, and a Dish Called Spaghetti
1. Affair, Italy, and a Dish Called Spaghetti A wealthy man, who happened to be married, was secretly seeing a woman from Italy. One evening, she gave…
Flirty Fun, Missing Cars, and Crib Confusion: A Triple Dose of Humor
1. The Crumpled Cash Tease With a voice that could melt butter, the wife leaned toward her husband and whispered sweetly,“Ever seen a wrinkled-up twenty-dollar bill up…
Margaret was very upset…
1. Albert’s Blue Suit Margaret was heartbroken after her husband Albert passed away. She visited the funeral home to see him one last time and immediately broke…
A blonde was walking her dogs
A young blonde was out for a stroll with her two dogs when a man passing by couldn’t help but admire them. “Wow, your dogs are absolutely…
Blonde Job Interviews Take a Hilarious Turn
Three blonde women showed up for an interview with the Texas Highway Patrol, all hoping to snag the final open position. The officer in charge gave them…
She Froze Her ‘Windows’
1. The Frosty Window Fiasco It was a freezing winter morning when the wife sent her husband a message:“The windows are frozen shut. I can’t get them…