A man strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass way over there at the end of the counter? I’ll bet you a…

There once lived an elderly country man, deep in the hills, with a wife who never seemed to find peace with anything. From the moment the rooster…

A third-grade teacher was having a real challenge with one of her students — a sharp, spirited little boy who kept insisting: “Miss, I belong in the…

An elderly couple — both 85 years old and married for nearly six decades — passed away unexpectedly in a car crash and soon found themselves standing…

One chilly morning, a woman was collecting firewood along a quiet riverside. As she reached up to cut a branch, her axe slipped from her grip and…

The Navy found itself dealing with an overload of senior officers, so they rolled out a special early retirement deal with a twist: 💵 $1,000 for every…

A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…

After his check-up, the doctor smiled at the elderly man and said, “Well, you seem to be in great shape! Any health concerns on your mind?” “Actually,…

1. A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at…

A doctor at a mental hospital thought it’d be fun to take his patients out to a baseball game. For weeks before the outing, he trained them…

Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no…

So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…

One day, Mrs. Jones went to talk to the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem. My husband keeps falling asleep during…

Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes. One of the nuns gets an…

One quiet afternoon, a farmer walked into the local bar and spotted Tom, the town’s tractor dealer, slumped over the counter with a half-empty glass and a…

Now that the kids are old enough to understand everything, the wife came up with a clever idea. “Honey,” she whispered one night, “from now on, whenever…

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines….

A poor man told his wife, “I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.” So, he took off to Africa. A…

1. An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says “Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn‘t any in the house.“…