Funny Little Stories to Brighten Your Day

1. The Mysterious Aisle Seat Mr. Johnson was eager to settle into his aisle seat on a flight bound for New York. But when he reached his…

A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny

1. A Little Twist at 30,000 Feet On a bustling flight soaring high above the clouds, a charming young boy named Johnny found himself seated next to…

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day

1. A woman walks into a pharmacy one day A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll…

A priest offered a Nun a lift

1. A priest offered a Nun a lift A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal…

Quick, into the closet!

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband…

On their first night together …

1. On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The…

Some fresh jokes to start your day with a smile

1. A husband exclaims to his wife one day… A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the…

You won’t believe what just happened

1. A married couple is sleeping A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a…

Fresh for the Doc… and Then Some!

1. As a couple gets into bed As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says:…

Jokes about blonde girls

1. A blonde is swimming in a river. A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in…

Two Nuns, One Alley, and a Divine Punchline: 40 Hilarious Stories That Prove Humor and Holiness Go Hand in Hand

Life in religious circles might be guided by faith, but that doesn’t mean it’s without laughs. Whether it’s a nun with a sharp wit, a priest fumbling…

The nurse asked Bob to remove his…

The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” he asks shyly….

A Shower Surprise with a Valuable Lesson

Life doesn’t always send its lessons through textbooks or seminars. Sometimes, it knocks—literally—when you least expect it. For one woman, that knock came right after a shower….

JOKE: Man Comes Home Early

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating…

A woman takes a lover home during the day

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in…

The Little Girl Asks Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorce

A mother was driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date… “Mommy?” the little girl asked, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are…

A man buys a lie detector robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today…

A young couple move into a new neighborhood

A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the washing outside….

A woman awakes during the night

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…

My wife is up there watching me

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his…