A Man’s First Tour in Heaven and the Wall of Clocks
A man died one day and, to his surprise, woke up at the gates of Heaven. Standing before him was an angel who welcomed him with a…
Priorities
A man rushed into the police station looking panicked.“My wife disappeared yesterday after going shopping—she never came home!” The officer calmly began the questions.“Can you tell me…
Southern Charm and Sweet Replies
Two Southern ladies were rocking gently on the porch of a grand old mansion with tall white columns. “My husband had this beautiful house built for me…
The Organist and the Green Persimmons
In a small town church, there was an organist named Susan. She was very lively, cheerful, and full of energy when she played. The only problem? Her…
The Firehouse Routine
A firefighter comes home after a long day at the station and says to his wife: “At work, we’ve got an excellent system that keeps us fast…
The Drunk and the Biker’s Grandma
One night, a heavily intoxicated man stumbled into a rough-and-tumble biker bar run by the Hell’s Angels. He slouched onto a stool, ordered himself a drink, and…
Jungle Encounter – Jane Meets Tarzan
When Jane first crossed paths with Tarzan in the middle of the jungle, she immediately found herself fascinated by him. Curious about his unusual lifestyle, she asked…
When the Pilot Forgot the Mic Was Still On…
A large passenger plane was making its final descent into Toronto, gliding smoothly through the clouds as the landing gear lowered with a soft hum. Over the…
Lonely Old Man at the Airport
An elderly gentleman was sitting alone in an airport lounge, waiting for his delayed flight. Suddenly, an elegant woman in a sharp uniform walked in and took…
First Drink With My Son
I came across an article the other day suggesting that fathers should share a drink with their sons to bond. It hit me—I’d never actually done that…
Only 1 in 100 People Can Spot the 4th Hidden Object in This Picture—Can You?
Take a breath, look again, and test your focus. This cheeky puzzle asks you to spot four hidden items—clothes, a tree, a knife, and a cucumber—camouflaged inside…
Two Men at the Sawmill
It was a hot afternoon at the sawmill, and the machines were roaring louder than usual. Two workers, Jim and Earl, were cutting boards side by side….
Laugh Out Loud: When Life’s Little Mistakes Turn into Big Jokes
1. Redneck WomanA country woman strolls down the street with her blouse wide open and one breast exposed. A police officer walks up and says, “Ma’am, you…
What’s So Hilarious About Buying a Condom?
One afternoon, a man strolls into a pharmacy, buys a single condom, and walks out the door laughing like he just heard the best joke of his…
Everybody Knows Dave – And That’s No Exaggeration
Dave was always going on about how well-connected he was. One day at the office, he confidently told his boss,“I’m telling you, there’s not a soul on…
The Lawyer and the Farmer’s Duck
One autumn morning, a slick city lawyer decided to go duck hunting. He managed to shoot a bird, but it fell into a field on the other…
The Cowboy Boots Surprise
An older couple, Henry and Martha, had just settled down in Texas. Henry had always dreamed of owning a real pair of cowboy boots. One day he…
He Asked His Dad
Little Johnny had his first crush, so he went to talk to his father. Johnny: “Dad, I’m in love! I really want to go out with this…
The Flight That Got a Little Too Exciting
It was a crisp morning in London when passengers boarded British Airways Flight 293, bound non-stop for New York. The cabin smelled faintly of fresh coffee and…
The Tale of Three Trees and a Nosy Woodpecker
Long ago, in a quiet stretch of forest where the sunlight danced through green leaves and the breeze hummed like a lullaby, there lived two tall trees….