Counting Feet
A wife was in bed with her lover when she suddenly heard her husband’s key turning in the door. “Stay put,” she whispered quickly. “He’s so drunk,…
The Drunk’s Smart Pills
A tipsy man sat at the bar, staring intently at three small brown pellets resting in his palm. Curious, the bartender asked, “What are those?” “They’re brain…
The Side Effect She Didn’t See Coming
An elderly couple decided to spice things up and try a little blue pill for the first time.That night turned out to be absolutely unforgettable for both…
Twice the Shock: The Cliffside Bet
A blonde strolls into a bar and grabs the stool next to a redhead. They’re enjoying their drinks when the TV behind the counter suddenly cuts to…
The Pocket Photo Rule
One evening, a man walked into a quiet neighborhood bar, found himself a seat at the counter, and ordered a single shot of whiskey. The bartender poured…
They Walk Among Us – Numbered Edition
1. McDonald’s Math MishapOne afternoon, my husband and I went through the drive-thru at McDonald’s. Our total came to $4.25, so I handed the cashier a $5…
The Jogger, the Tennis Balls, and the Mix-Up
It was a sunny Saturday morning when a man decided to go for his usual jog through the park and along the neighborhood streets. The air was…
Ireland’s Funniest Toast
At a lively Irish pub one evening, John O’Reilly raised his glass high and declared,“Here’s to spending the rest of my days… between the legs of my…
The Beach Day Mix-Up That Had Everyone Staring
Two buddies decided to spend the afternoon at the beach, with one goal in mind — to meet some girls. The sun was shining, the waves were…
From Unexpected Joy to Clever Comebacks: Two Hilarious Stories of Wit and Wisdom
1. The Woman Celebrating Her Health A woman in her late thirties was at home, gleefully bouncing around her bedroom without a stitch on, laughing and squealing…
When a Flight Attendant’s Sass Meets a Princess: A Comeback That Wins the Skies
On a recent flight, a lively flight attendant was keeping everyone well taken care of, serving drinks and snacks with flair. He made sure the atmosphere was…
When Secrets and Scars Tell More Than Words: Tales of Love, Lies, and Growing Up
1. A Husband’s Dark Secret Revealed For many years, husband insisted that moments of intimacy be shared only in darkness. It was his unchanging rule, and wife…
The Rat’s Real Priorities
During a behavioral science class, a professor wheeled out a large transparent cage, placing a curious male rat inside. The little guy stood motionless in the center,…
Two Elderly Friends Share a Secret About Mr. Johnson
Mildred and Agnes, two lively senior widows, were sipping tea on a sunny afternoon. Mildred leaned in and whispered, “Agnes, you know that charming gentleman, Mr. George…
That One Time the Door Intercom Got Too Involved…
It was late one evening when a young couple stood on the porch outside the girl’s home, saying their drawn-out goodnights like any other starry-eyed pair. Just…
The Hot Date, the Sunburn, and the Milk Mishap
There once was a young man who had been dreaming for months of landing a date with the stunning blonde who lived just two floors above him….
The Mysterious Case of the Multiplying Dollars
It was a cold December afternoon, and the mall was a whirlwind of flashing lights, Christmas jingles, and stressed-out shoppers juggling gift bags like circus performers. Among…
The Tattoo Request That Left the Artist Speechless
One quiet afternoon at a local tattoo shop, the artist was flipping through his sketchbook, expecting a slow day, when the front door swung open. In walked…
A Birthday Surprise That Backfired
For her husband Dave’s birthday, his wife decided to do something unexpected—she took him to a gentlemen’s club, just to shake things up. As they walked in,…
Bob’s Wild Night: A Clucking Misunderstanding
Bob had a reputation for taking his evening “fun” a bit too far, and one night was no different. After one too many drinks, he staggered into…