JOKE OF THE DAY: The Powerful Bull
1. The Powerful Bull A husband and wife were visiting a farm when they noticed a bull mating with a cow. Curious, the wife asked the farm…
JOKE OF THE DAY: Ocean Cruise – Only $10
1. A blonde enters a restaurant and goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. A blonde enters a restaurant and goes straight to the bulletin…
A Wild Night and Unexpected Company
After a long night of heavy drinking, two guys stumbled into a local gentlemen’s club, barely able to stand. The madam, noticing how out of it they…
The Tight Skirt Struggle
A lady was about to get on a crowded bus when she discovered her fitted skirt was too snug for her to lift her foot up onto…
A man strolls into a bar and says to the bartender
A man strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass way over there at the end of the counter? I’ll bet you a…
The Grumpy Wife and the Mule Incident
There once lived an elderly country man, deep in the hills, with a wife who never seemed to find peace with anything. From the moment the rooster…
The Third-Grader Who Outsmarted Everyone
A third-grade teacher was having a real challenge with one of her students — a sharp, spirited little boy who kept insisting: “Miss, I belong in the…
The Diet That Delayed Paradise
An elderly couple — both 85 years old and married for nearly six decades — passed away unexpectedly in a car crash and soon found themselves standing…
The Woman, the Axe, and a Divine Test of Honesty
One chilly morning, a woman was collecting firewood along a quiet riverside. As she reached up to cut a branch, her axe slipped from her grip and…
The Navy’s Wild Retirement Bonus Scheme
The Navy found itself dealing with an overload of senior officers, so they rolled out a special early retirement deal with a twist: 💵 $1,000 for every…
A quirky woman named Betty
A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…
After his check-up, the doctor smiled at the elderly man…
After his check-up, the doctor smiled at the elderly man and said, “Well, you seem to be in great shape! Any health concerns on your mind?” “Actually,…
A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local
1. A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at…
Joke: A doctor at a mental hospital thought it’d be fun to take his patients out to a baseball game
A doctor at a mental hospital thought it’d be fun to take his patients out to a baseball game. For weeks before the outing, he trained them…
Two priests decided they needed a break
Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no…
CONFESSION TIME
So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…
Mrs. Jones went to talk to the minister
One day, Mrs. Jones went to talk to the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem. My husband keeps falling asleep during…
Two Nuns and a Blind Man
Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes. One of the nuns gets an…
A farmer walks into a bar
One quiet afternoon, a farmer walked into the local bar and spotted Tom, the town’s tractor dealer, slumped over the counter with a half-empty glass and a…
I want to type!
Now that the kids are old enough to understand everything, the wife came up with a clever idea. “Honey,” she whispered one night, “from now on, whenever…