On Jack and Jill’s wedding day, Jack’s father pulled him aside for a bit of marital wisdom.
On Jack and Jill’s wedding day, Jack’s father pulled him aside for a bit of marital wisdom. “Son,” he said, “when I married your mother, I did…
A man and a blonde step into the elevator together.
He glances over and says, “So, where you headed?” She replies, “Down to donate some blood.” “Oh yeah? How much do they pay you for that?” “Twenty…
How to Drink for Free… Sort Of
One day, Sean and Liam are wandering the streets, parched and desperate for a cold pint. Problem is—they’ve only got a single Euro between them. Sean suddenly…
A Naked Cowboy Walks Into a Bar…
An old cowboy strolls into a saloon—completely naked, except for a pair of dusty boots. One of the regulars squints, sets down his drink, and says,“Uh… Slim,…
“The Assignment That Left the Classroom Speechless”
In a small-town elementary school, a fifth-grade teacher gave her class a fun but thoughtful homework task:“Ask your parents to tell you a story — any story…
“Just a Splash, Please”
An elegant older woman walks into the lounge aboard a luxury cruise ship and takes a seat at the bar. She smiles at the bartender and says,“I’ll…
Joke: The Teachings of Father Patrick
It was Saturday evening, and time for Father Patrick’s weekly bath. Young Sister Mary had been assigned to help, following the instructions passed down by the elder…
The Biker, the Bridge, and the Surprise Ending
A gang of rugged, bearded bikers was roaring down the highway when they spotted someone standing on the edge of a bridge, clearly in distress. The leader,…
A Blonde’s First Golf Lesson Goes Off Course
A blonde signed up for her very first golf lesson, eager to give the sport a shot. When she showed up, the golf instructor smiled and handed…
Raise a Glass for the Dancer!
One hot afternoon in London, a rather hefty woman strolled into a bustling pub, dressed in a sleeveless sundress that left little to the imagination. She marched…
A Freshlywed Surprise
A young couple had just tied the knot and, like many newlyweds, they spent their first night as husband and wife enjoying each other’s company… repeatedly… well…
The Final Room
One night, a weary Marine arrived in a small town after a long journey, only to discover that every hotel he tried was completely booked. Exhausted, he…
A Heartbroken Soldier Sends a Genius Reply
While deployed overseas, a young soldier named Harry received a surprising letter from his girlfriend back home. The message hit him hard. It read: “Dear Harry,I’m sorry,…
Paddy and the Midnight Surprise
Late one evening, Paddy was strolling home when a shadowy figure called out from a dim alley. “Twenty quid for a bit of fun,” she whispered. Curious…
Joke: Captain Norman’s Last Voyage
Captain Norman, a retired old seafarer, decides to relive the glory days by donning his vintage naval uniform and taking a stroll down by the harbor. Feeling…
A redneck gets married
Joke 1: The Country Groom’s One Dealbreaker A young country guy had just tied the knot and was looking forward to his wedding night with stars in…
Joke: Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?
In a lively sixth-grade science class, Ms. Carter stood at the front of the room and posed a curious question to her students. “Can anyone tell me…
An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on the porch swing
On a quiet Sunday evening, Bert and Edna, a couple who had spent over five decades together, sat side by side on their porch swing. The sun…
An Old Man Applies for a Job
An old gentleman walked into a company looking for work. The supervisor looked him over and said, “We require all new hires to pass a basic math…
A Country Couple’s Clever Signal Goes a Bit Too Far
There was this young couple living on a rural farm—let’s call them Hank and Rosie—who had just tied the knot. They were crazy in love and couldn’t…