A man arrives in the afterlife and finds himself face-to-face with the Devil.
A man arrives in the afterlife and finds himself face-to-face with the Devil. “Welcome,” the Devil grins. “Now, you’ll need to choose your eternal punishment. Take your…
Little Johnny and the salesman
A doorbell rings, and little Johnny opens the door to find a salesman standing there. Salesman: “Hey there, buddy. Is your dad around?” Johnny: “He’s busy in…
On a train journey, three men found themselves sharing a cabin with a stunning young woman.
As the train rolled along, the woman smiled and said playfully, “Tell you what—if each of you gives me a dollar, I’ll give you a peek at…
Affair, Italy, and a Dish Called Spaghetti
1. Affair, Italy, and a Dish Called Spaghetti A wealthy man, who happened to be married, was secretly seeing a woman from Italy. One evening, she gave…
Flirty Fun, Missing Cars, and Crib Confusion: A Triple Dose of Humor
1. The Crumpled Cash Tease With a voice that could melt butter, the wife leaned toward her husband and whispered sweetly,“Ever seen a wrinkled-up twenty-dollar bill up…
Margaret was very upset…
1. Albert’s Blue Suit Margaret was heartbroken after her husband Albert passed away. She visited the funeral home to see him one last time and immediately broke…
A blonde was walking her dogs
A young blonde was out for a stroll with her two dogs when a man passing by couldn’t help but admire them. “Wow, your dogs are absolutely…
Blonde Job Interviews Take a Hilarious Turn
Three blonde women showed up for an interview with the Texas Highway Patrol, all hoping to snag the final open position. The officer in charge gave them…
She Froze Her ‘Windows’
1. The Frosty Window Fiasco It was a freezing winter morning when the wife sent her husband a message:“The windows are frozen shut. I can’t get them…
Two boys go into a forest and walk around.
1. The Forest, the Boys, and the Unexpected Biology Lesson Two young boys were exploring deep in the woods when they suddenly stumbled upon a woman—completely naked….
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat…
1. The Old Man and the Smart-Mouthed Kid An elderly gentleman climbed onto a packed city bus, standing awkwardly as no one offered him a seat. With…
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
1. The Accidental Elbow and a Bold Invitation A guy was standing in the hotel lobby when he took a small step back—without realizing there was a…
Funny – A dude-up city biker……
1. The Biker and the Bowl of Chili A flashy biker from the city rolled into a rough pub deep in the Western Australian outback. He took…
This Morning Got Intense… and Then Unexpectedly Rich
Things were getting heated between my wife and me earlier today. We were in the middle of a serious argument, voices raised, tension high. I finally snapped…
Jokes bring great moments of relaxation
1. Bright Ideas at the Construction Site Pat and Mike were working on a construction job together. One morning, Pat turned to Mike and said,“I’ve had enough….
Joke: Toasts, Troubles, and a Twist of Luck
1. Toasts, Troubles, and a Twist of Luck An Irish gentleman was seated at the bar, savoring a tall glass of Guinness. Just then, a woman took…
Bedtime Fears and a Budget Fix
As far back as I can remember, bedtime was always a little nerve-wracking. I couldn’t shake the feeling that something—or someone—was hiding under my bed, just waiting…
A Shocking Surprise in the Closet
One afternoon, a man decided to come home from work earlier than usual. As he stepped into the bedroom, he was stunned to see his wife lying…
The Honest Priest and the Hidden Gadget
An elegant lady returning from a trip to Switzerland took her seat on the plane. As luck would have it, she ended up next to a kind-looking…
A little Irish logic in the confessional…
An Irishman, already married, stepped into the confessional booth and quietly spoke to the priest: “Father, I need to confess… I came really close to cheating on…