1. The Man, the Confession, and the Rain

One day, a man walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth.

He starts off with, “Bless me, Father, I’ve made some mistakes.”

The priest gently replies, “Speak freely, my son. What have you done?”

The man explains, “A few weeks back, I was working late at the library. When I was ready to leave, it started raining cats and dogs. The librarian and I got stuck there all night… and well, things got a little too cozy.”

The priest nods slowly. “That’s not ideal, but if it only happened once, forgiveness is possible.”

The man sighs and continues, “That’s the problem. Just last week, I was helping my neighbor fix her window shutters. Out of nowhere—boom—another downpour. Trapped again. And, yeah… history repeated itself.”

Video : A man walks into a church

The priest doesn’t say a word. He just sits there, wide-eyed.

Desperate, the man asks, “Father, what should I do?”

Suddenly, the priest leaps up and shouts, “Leave the church right now, son—before it starts raining again!”

2. The Blonde and the Mysterious Mercedes Issue

A blonde woman proudly buys herself a shiny new Mercedes. It runs beautifully during the daytime, but for some strange reason, it won’t move an inch after sunset.

She spends the entire week trying to drive it at night but gets nowhere. Frustrated, she finally calls the dealership and demands help.

A mechanic shows up, checks every inch of the car, and finds nothing wrong at all. Perplexed, he finally asks, “Are you sure you’re using the right gear settings?”

She replies confidently, “Of course I am! I use ‘D’ for day and ‘N’ for night!”

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