A wife was in bed with her lover when she suddenly heard her husband’s key turning in the door.

“Stay put,” she whispered quickly. “He’s so drunk, he won’t even realize you’re here.”

Moments later, the husband stumbled into the bedroom and collapsed onto the mattress. At first, everything seemed fine—until his blurry eyes drifted down to the end of the bed. Through his drunken haze, he spotted six feet sticking out from under the blanket.

He frowned and nudged his wife.
“Wait… there are six feet down there. There should only be four. What’s going on?”

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Without missing a beat, the wife replied, “Honey, you’re so drunk you can’t even count straight. Get out of bed and count again from over there.”

So the husband climbed out, leaned over carefully, and started pointing:
“One… two… three… four.”

He nodded, satisfied. “Oh, you’re right.”

And with that, he crawled back into bed—completely oblivious.

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