Dave was always going on about how well-connected he was. One day at the office, he confidently told his boss,
“I’m telling you, there’s not a soul on this planet I don’t know. Name anyone.”

His boss, tired of hearing the same old claim, decided it was time to call Dave’s bluff.

“Alright then,” the boss said, folding his arms. “How about Elon Musk?”

Dave smirked. “Elon? We’ve been pals for years. Let’s go say hi.”

So off they flew to Florida. When they arrived at Elon Musk’s home and knocked, Elon himself opened the door and exclaimed, “Dave! Long time no see! Come in—grab a drink!”

Though clearly surprised, Dave’s boss still had doubts. “Okay, fine. You got lucky once,” he said as they left. “Name someone else.”

“Go ahead,” Dave replied with a grin. “Pick anyone.”

“Bill Gates.”

“No problem,” Dave said. “We go way back. Let’s swing by California.”

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When they got to Microsoft headquarters, Bill Gates spotted Dave instantly, walked over, and said, “Dave! What a blast from the past! I’ve got a meeting in a few, but let’s sit down for a quick beer!”

Now the boss was seriously rattled. Still, he remained skeptical. As they walked out, Dave asked, “Want to go for one more?”

“Alright,” the boss said, clearly frustrated. “The Pope.”

Without missing a beat, Dave replied, “Of course! His Holiness and I are like this.” He crossed his fingers to show how tight they were.

Soon enough, the pair were in Vatican City, standing in the middle of a massive crowd in St. Peter’s Square.

Dave glanced around and said, “This crowd’s too big. The Pope won’t be able to spot me. But I know a few of the guards—I’ll head inside and come out with him. Hang tight.”

Sure enough, about thirty minutes later, the Pope appeared on the balcony… with Dave standing right beside him, smiling and waving to the crowd.

But when Dave returned, he found paramedics tending to his boss, who had fainted and was being loaded onto a stretcher.

“Whoa! What happened?” Dave asked, concerned.

The boss, pale and shaken, looked up and whispered,
“I was doing okay until the guy next to me asked, ‘Who’s that standing next to Dave?’”

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