I came across an article the other day suggesting that fathers should share a drink with their sons to bond. It hit me—I’d never actually done that with mine.

So I thought, why not? We headed over to the neighborhood bar, just a short walk from home.

I ordered him a Bud Light.

He took one sip, made a face, and pushed it back. Naturally, I finished it.

Next, I got him a Miller.

Same reaction—he wasn’t a fan. So I drank that too.

Still hopeful, I handed him a Coors.

One taste, same result. Down it went—into me.

Maybe beer just wasn’t his thing. So I switched it up and asked for a shot of Jameson.

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He barely gave it a glance.

Alright, time to bring out the big guns—I got him the best whiskey they had: a glass of Maker’s Mark 46.

He wouldn’t even hold the glass.

What else could I do? I couldn’t let it go to waste.

By the time it finally dawned on me that my son simply didn’t like alcohol…

I was so drunk I could barely steer his stroller back home.

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