1. The Biker and the Bowl of Chili

A flashy biker from the city rolled into a rough pub deep in the Western Australian outback. He took a seat and noticed an old, rugged biker glaring silently at a full bowl of chili in front of him.

After watching the man do nothing but stare at the chili for over 15 minutes, the city biker asked,
“Hey mate, if you’re not gonna eat that, mind if I do?”

The old biker, barely looking up, said, “Go for it.”

Grinning, the younger man pulled the bowl closer and started devouring the chili like he hadn’t eaten in days. As he scraped the bottom, something caught his eye—a dead mouse floating in the last spoonful.

Horrified, he gagged and promptly vomited the entire bowl of chili back into the dish.

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The old biker looked over calmly and said,
“Yeah… that’s about where I stopped too.”

2. Chester and Earl’s Duck Hunting Dog

Chester and Earl planned a duck hunting trip together. As they approached a nearby pond, Chester said,
“Let me send my dog out first to scout. If there aren’t many ducks, I’m not wasting my time.”

He gave a quick command, and the dog bolted off toward the water. A moment later, the dog trotted back and barked twice.

Chester nodded and said, “Nope, not worth it. Just two ducks out there.”

Earl blinked. “You’re basing your decision on a couple of barks?”

Chester shrugged. Earl, skeptical, decided to check the pond himself. When he returned, he looked stunned.
“Unbelievable! Your dog was right—only two ducks. Where’d you get him?”

Chester replied proudly, “From the breeder up the road. You should get one.”

Excited, Earl visited the same breeder and got a dog. When he got home, he gave it the same instructions: “Go find out how many ducks are at the pond.”

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The dog ran off, but when it came back, it had a stick in its mouth and immediately began humping Earl’s leg.

Furious, Earl stormed back to the breeder. “This dog’s defective! I want my money back!”

The breeder calmly asked, “What happened?”

Earl snapped, “He came back with a stick and started grinding on my leg!”

The breeder chuckled and said,
“Oh, that means there are more ducks out there than you can shake a stick at.”