1. Wife wish to husband but husband’s response is epic 

A wife got so mad at her husband that she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door, she yelled,

“I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”

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He turned around and said,

“So, you want me to stay?”

2. A 70-year-old man has never been married.

A 70-year-old man has never been married.

One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it’s love at first sight.

They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.

When they get back, his friend asks, “How was it?”

Video: A 70-year-old man has never been married

“Oh, it was beautiful,” the man says. “The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night…”

His friend interrupts, “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?”

“Oh,” the man replies, “we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday…”