1. Unexpected Procedure

A first-time visitor to a medical clinic grew increasingly uncomfortable when the nurse guided him behind a curtain and politely asked him to remove his clothes.

“But I’m only here because of a toenail issue!” the man exclaimed.

“Our standard procedure is for all patients to change out of their clothes,” the nurse, a cheerful young woman with bright hair, explained.

“This seems totally unnecessary,” he muttered. “I just need the doctor to take a quick glance at my foot.”

Then, from the cubicle beside his, a gruff voice chimed in, “You think that’s bad? I’m only here to repair the internet.”

Video: A new patient was quite upset

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2. The Clever Kid’s Quiz

This afternoon, my 7-year-old came home from school with a big grin and said:

“Hey Dad, do you know what kind of mouse walks on two legs?”

I paused for a second. “Hmm… no clue.”

He giggled and said, “Mickey Mouse!”

Before I could say anything, he hit me with the next one:

“Okay, what kind of duck walks on two legs?”

Video: A little boy came home from school

Thinking I had this one nailed, I quickly answered, “Donald Duck!”

He burst into laughter. “No, Dad! All ducks walk on two legs!”