1. The Mysterious Aisle Seat
Mr. Johnson was eager to settle into his aisle seat on a flight bound for New York. But when he reached his assigned row, he found a blonde woman already comfortably seated there.
Before he could say anything, the woman by the window leaned over and offered,
“You should really let him have it. My ex-boyfriend was tall too — just over six feet — and he always needed the aisle to stretch out.”
Despite the suggestion, the blonde crossed her arms and said firmly,
“I’m smart, I’m blonde, and I’m not moving. I’ll be sitting right here until we land in New York.”
Frustrated, Mr. Johnson signaled for a flight attendant. After a quick explanation, the attendant bent down and whispered something into the blonde’s ear.
In an instant, the blonde’s attitude changed. Without a word, she slid over to the middle seat, leaving the aisle free.
Relieved, Mr. Johnson took his place and enjoyed the flight.
Curious after they landed, he asked the flight attendant, “What did you say to her?”
With a mischievous smile, the attendant replied, “I simply told her the aisle seat was going to Chicago.”
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2. Working on a Major Case
One afternoon, a blonde woman walked into the local police station, excited to apply for a job.
To test her, the officer decided to ask a few basic questions.
“First question,” the officer said, “What’s 2+2?”
The blonde hesitated a moment and then answered, “4!”
“Good,” nodded the officer. “Now, what’s the square root of 100?”
She thought for a moment longer before replying, “10!”
“Excellent,” the officer smiled. “Now, for the last question — who was responsible for Abraham Lincoln’s… fate?”
The blonde looked puzzled and said, “I’m not sure yet.”
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The officer told her kindly, “No problem. Go home, think about it, and come back tomorrow.”
Later that evening, she called her best friend.
Excitedly, she said, “Not only did I get the job — they already put me on a major historical investigation!”
3. The Television That Wasn’t
Another day, a determined blonde walked into an electronics store, spotting a TV set she desperately wanted.
She approached a store employee and asked if she could purchase it.
The clerk shook his head and said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Frustrated but not discouraged, she went home and dyed her hair black.
Returning the next day, she asked the same question — and again received the same answer. Still hopeful, she dyed her hair a bright shade of red and came back once more, this time speaking to a different clerk.
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But once again, the answer was firm: “We don’t sell to blondes.”
Exasperated, she demanded, “How do you even know I’m a blonde?”
The clerk sighed and said, “Because what you keep trying to buy isn’t a television — it’s a microwave.”
