Girls’ Night Gone Wrong: A Cemetery Misadventure

Two women decided to let loose and have a fun night out together. A few drinks turned into more, and by the time they were heading home, they were both quite tipsy.

On the walk back, nature suddenly called—but there were no bathrooms in sight. Desperate, they stumbled into a nearby cemetery to take care of business.

The problem? They didn’t have anything to clean up with.

One of them improvised by using her underwear. The other looked around, saw a wreath placed on a grave, and figured it would do the trick.

Video: Funny jokes: Two women are on a girls’ night out

The next morning, one of their husbands called the other, furious.

“No more girls’ night for our wives!” he snapped. “Mine came home with no panties!”

The other husband replied, “That’s nothing—mine had a sympathy card wedged in her backside that said, ‘With deepest gratitude — from your brothers at Station 12. You’ll always be remembered.’

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