He Asked His Dad

Little Johnny had his first crush, so he went to talk to his father.

Johnny: “Dad, I’m in love! I really want to go out with this amazing girl.”

Dad: “That’s wonderful, son. Who’s the lucky girl?”

Johnny: “It’s Sandra, the girl next door.”

Dad: “Oh no… I really wish you hadn’t told me that. I need to share something with you, but you must promise not to say anything to your mom. Sandra is actually your sister.”

Johnny was devastated. A few months later, he came back again.

Johnny: “Dad, I think I found someone even more beautiful this time!”

Dad: “Good for you, son. So, who is she?”

Johnny: “Her name’s Angela. She lives next door on the other side.”

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Dad: “Oh dear… I wish you hadn’t said that either. Angela is also your sister.”

This kept happening over and over, and Johnny finally lost his patience. He ran to his mother in tears.

Johnny: “Mom, I’m so angry with Dad! I’ve fallen for six different girls, but he keeps saying they’re all my sisters!”

His mother hugged him, smiled gently, and whispered:

“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him He isn’t your father.”

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