One day, Sean and Liam are wandering the streets, parched and desperate for a cold pint. Problem is—they’ve only got a single Euro between them.

Sean suddenly perks up, snatches the coin, and disappears into a nearby shop. Moments later, he returns holding a sausage.

Liam stares at him, baffled. “Seriously? We had one Euro and you spent it on that?”

“Relax,” Sean says with a grin. “Just go along with my plan.”

They head into the next pub, order two pints, and enjoy them like kings. When it comes time to pay, Sean casually unzips his pants, slides the sausage through his fly, and whispers, “Alright—get down and pretend like you’re… y’know.”

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Liam, thoroughly confused but curious, drops to his knees.

The bartender catches sight of them and erupts. “Out! Both of you! Get out now!”

They bolt, laughing. Then they try the same trick at another pub. And another. And another.

After ten pubs and ten pints, Liam slumps against a lamppost, exhausted. “I can’t do this anymore,” he groans. “My knees are bruised, I’m soaked in beer, and I’m seeing double.”

Sean winces. “You think you’ve got problems? I lost the sausage three pubs ago.”

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