Now that the kids are old enough to understand everything, the wife came up with a clever idea.

“Honey,” she whispered one night, “from now on, whenever we want some private time… let’s use a secret phrase. If I say ‘I need to type,’ that’s your cue to meet me under the blankets and we’ll make it quick.”

The husband nodded, impressed by her creativity.

The very next morning, the man, trying not to raise suspicion, called out to his son:

“Hey buddy, go tell your mom that I need to do some typing.”

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The boy ran off and returned a moment later, looking puzzled.

“Mom said the printer’s out of red ink…”

Next morning, the husband tried again.

“Go let your mom know I need to type today.”

The boy came back again.

“She says the red ink’s still not refilled.”

On the third day, the tables turned.

The boy ran to his dad and shouted:

“Dad! Mom said she finally got blue ink and she’s ready to type!”

The dad, sipping his coffee, replied calmly:

“Tell her I already wrote it out by hand.”

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